1982 Gibson SG Standard (USA, White, Chainsaw Case) Gibson

It’s not often we get to nerd out over a guitar and early bay-area hardcore bands at the same time, but here we are!

Guitar is an incredible once artic white and now tobacco blonde 1982 SG Standard.  Original tarback humbucker in the neck, upgraded Seymour Duncan APH1BJ Alnico 2  in the bridge.  This guitar is light as a feather and stiff as a board, super fast neck that plays like a dream all the way up, not one dead spot anywhere!  This thing wishes to be played at 1000mph, and you must….you have no choice. Despite how it looks every part of it has been well maintained and works to perfection.  It has the kinda vibe you would pay Tom Murphy 18K but here you can have the real deal.  No pretend, no posers, no made-up street cred, this is Boston, not L.A!

Guitar complete with hand drawn simpson-esk caricatures, a Samiam backstage pass, and an utterly irreplaceable Fuel sticker!  We aren’t talking Shimmer/Hemorrhage Fuel, this is the late 80’s – early 90’s Bay Area hardcore band, whose guitarist Sarah Kirsch later went on to play in Pinhead Gunpowder with some dude called Billie Joe?  I think he’s in some huge Queen cover band or something now.  The writer completely endorses all statements made by this guitar.

Also included is the original and impossibly cool 80’s chainsaw case, possibly the best guitar-adjacent accessory to ever be created.  Show it off to your friends, try and explain it to your mum, whatever you want.

Most importantly, you must buy this before Morgan does, someone please help, he can’t afford this.

Made in USA serial 81452548